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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 00:13
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Which Nike sneakers provide a "bona fide bounce"?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What's the funniest thing you heard in a movie theater?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
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share office space ...
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why cant I ever fall asleep with my boyfriend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
How do you think Trump's tariff threats are affecting Europe?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
No go.
Unacceptable again!
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Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds